Joke Time!

by Absorbed Vacuum

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Description

Joke Time!, a project made by Absorbed Vacuum using Tynker. Learn to code and make your own app or game in minutes.

Tags

Game, Joke

Concepts

simple events, input/output, delays, visibility, resize actor, advanced motion, advanced costume handling, detect conditions, simple conditionals, simple sound playing, simple loops

  • #Lines:383
  • #Actors:9
  • #Costumes:9
  • #Scripts:88

Text Snippets

  • spooky landscape
  • how do you find a princess?
  • follow the foot prince!
  • why can't you give elsa a balloon?
  • because she will 🎶let it go🎶!
  • what do elves do after school?
  • their gnomework!
  • why do dragons sleep during the day?
  • so they can fight knights!
  • what did cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
  • someday my prints will come!
  • why can't cinderella play soccer?
  • because she's always running away from the ball!
  • what's the difference between a fish and a piano?
  • you can't tuna fish!
  • how do you call a fish?
  • drop him a line!
  • how do you get an to octopus laugh?
  • with ten-tickles!
  • what do you call a fish with no eyes?
  • how do fishermen catch virtual fish?
  • why are fish so smart?
  • they live in schools!
  • where should a 500 pound alien go?
  • what kind of plates do they use on venus?
  • what planet do we know is loved?
  • saturn, because somebody put a ring on it!
  • what do you do if you see a spaceman?
  • park your car in it, man!
  • what do parents in the solar system say to their kids?
  • rise and shine, sun!
  • what does an astronaut where to the moon?
  • an apollo shirt!
  • how do witches get into witch school?
  • they take a spell-ing test!
  • why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
  • because he didn't have the guts to do it!
  • what do you call it dancing ghost?
  • which vampire lives in a kitchen drawer?
  • why did the monster eat the torch?
  • he wanted a light snack!
  • what do you call a single vampire?
  • what do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
  • why didn't the snowman go to the disco?
  • because he had tickets to the snowball!
  • where do polar bears vote?
  • who is a penguin's favorite aunt?
  • what did the penguin say to the melting iceberg?
  • dude, you need to cool down!
  • where does a snowman keep his money?
  • what do pirates rate very scary movies?
  • why couldn't the pirate play cards?
  • because he was sitting on the deck!
  • why doesn't tarzan need a calculator?
  • because the jungle's full of adders!
  • why did tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
  • he was perfect in his swing!
  • where do smelly dinos live?
  • what did the frog order from the burger bar?
  • a croak and flies!
  • why did the burgler take a bath before he robbed the bank?
  • so he could get a clean get away!
  • why are hair dressers always cheating?
  • because they make short cuts!
  • why did the man take a clock on the plane?
  • he wanted time to fly!
  • what's a cow's favorite tv show?
  • high-school moo-sical!
  • where's the best place to make noise online?
  • how do you stop your phone battery from running out?
  • take away its sneakers!

Images

  • background scene - Menu
    background scene - Menu
  • background scene - adventure landscape
    background scene - adventure landscape
  • background scene - city landscape
    background scene - city landscape
  • background scene - fantasy landscape
    background scene - fantasy landscape
  • background scene - ocean side
    background scene - ocean side
  • background scene - alien landscape
    background scene - alien landscape
  • background scene - spooky landscape
    background scene - spooky landscape
  • background scene - icebergs
    background scene - icebergs
  • director - cartoon crocodiles 1
    director - cartoon crocodiles 1
  • fantasy - frog prince
    fantasy - frog prince
  • ocean - dolphin
    ocean - dolphin
  • sci-fi - alien creature 5
    sci-fi - alien creature 5
  • spooky - 1
    spooky - 1
  • arctic - polar bear
    arctic - polar bear
  • adventure - pirate kid
    adventure - pirate kid
  • city - dog 2
    city - dog 2
  • drawing - drawing
    drawing - drawing